Burgess family CFB picks: The one where #Irma shakes the region but not Larks’ place in the standings

We’re back, after a quick hiatus. For those of you who don’t know, I live in Florida. Tampa to be exact. And just a little over 2 weeks ago, Hurricane Irma came through here. While it completely devastated the Florida Keys and parts of Naples, Tampa escaped somewhat unscathed. We did lose power for a day and a half, but we were very lucky.

Now, week two came and went and while Irma had more people packed in my house than a sardine can, what didn’t change were the standings. Well, for the most part. After week 2, in which you saw Baker Mayfield completely disrespect the OSU fanbase by trying to plant the OU flag in the middle of the field (and if you aren’t a fan of that, you need to stop being a bitter OSU fan), Mizzou have no defense whatsoever and lose to South Carolina and the rest of my picks just go completely down the drain, we end up with this:

  1. Rosemary and Larks (13-7)
  2. Larry, Mimi, Sarah and Jess  (12-8)
  3. Joe (11-9)
  4. John and Molly (10-10)
  5. MK (9-11)
  6. Mert (7-13)

There is only one word to describe my fall from grace:

WOOF

Taking a quick look at week three, I was sure I would be able to bounce back. I mean, I couldn’t do that badly two weeks in a row?

Week three brought us finally a Florida football game, although one I was very nervous about. Why? Because it was against Tennessee. This is the game Florida blew an 18 point lead in the second half. I picked against the Gators.

After 3 quarters of awful football, which included no touchdowns, interceptions that turned into nothing, and a lot of bad coaching decisions by Butch Jones (I’m still confused why he went into the shotgun formation on the goal line in the first quarter), we got a defensive touchdown by the Gators. And then… Florida somehow gets an offensive touchdown. And then proceeds to blow the game and it’s all tied up with 9 seconds left to go.

Then, in one of the most poorly defended final plays I’ve seen in a while, Felipe Franks chucks the ball downfield… the Gators catch it… and win the game.

Live look at me as that play is happening:

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It was AWESOME.

But moving on to the standings after week 3… I didn’t feel so awesome anymore.

  1. Rosemary (19-13)
  2. Larks (18-12)
  3. Larry and Sarah (17-13)
  4. Mimi, Joe, and Jess (16-14)
  5. John (14-16)
  6. MK, Molly and Mert (12-18)

A live look at me after Week 3:

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Immediately, my dad, who shows me all the affection, texted me something along this lines of this:

figure it out

So there you have it. We’re all still getting beaten by a dog, who made his picks based off choices seen here.

Here’s to next week and hoping I climb my way out of the bottom of the standings. I really don’t want the golden toilet trophy that’s awarded to last place.

 

 

Burgess Family CFB picks: The one where we all lose to a dog

I’ll start off by saying this: when I started this challenge with my family last year, I fell off writing about it halfway through. Work, life, me just being lazy, whatever the reason, I didn’t keep up with it, and for that I’m sorry.

For those wondering, my sister Anne finished first, while I was tied for third with my mom, my cousin Sarah got second and my dad, grandfather, and sister Molly finished fourth, fifth and last.

Now, this year, we opened it up to more family members. Anne becomes commissioner, due to claims of cheating made by other participants (looking right at you, Sarah), which were unfounded, but Anne is now commissioner. She was quick to let us all know.

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Now, here are the games we picked for last week.

  • Maryland at (23) Texas (-18.5)
  • Temple at Notre Dame (-18.5)
  • Kentucky (-10.5) at Southern Miss
  •  NC State (-5) vs. South Carolina
  •  (3) FSU vs. (1) Alabama (-7)
  • BYU vs. (13) LSU (14.5)
  • (22) WVU vs (21) Virginia Tech (-4)
  • (11) Michigan (-5) vs. (17) Florida
  • Texas A&M at UCLA (-3.5)
  • (25) Tennessee (-3) vs. Georgia Tech

Of course, there was much trash talk, especially as the new members, which include my aunts, uncles, cousins and my grandmother, felt they had to claim this year it would be better.

Here were everyone’s picks.

Sarah:  Texas, Notre Dame, Southern Miss, South Carolina, Alabama, LSU, WVU, Michigan, UCLA, Ga Tech

Molly: Texas, Temple, Southern Miss, NC State, FSU, LSU, Virginia Tech, Michigan, UCLA, Tennessee

John: Maryland, Temple, Kentucky, South Carolina, Alabama, BYU, WVU, Florida, Aggies, Tennessee

Rosemary: Maryland, Temple, Southern Miss, South Carolina, Alabama, BYU, WVU, Florida, Aggies, Georgia Tech

Joe: Turtles, Owls, Calipari, Fighting Muschamp’s, Satan (Saban), The No Les Miles, The Burnt Couches, Gators, Aggies, Ramblin’ Wreck

MK: Maryland, Temple, Kentucky, South Carolina, FSU, LSU, WVU, Florida, Aggies, Georgia Tech

Mert: Texas, Notre Dame, Southern Miss, NC State, FSU, BYU, WVU, Florida, Aggies, Tennessee

Mimi: Texas, Notre Dame, Kentucky, South Carolina, FSU, LSU, WVU, Florida, Aggies, Ga Tech

Larks: Maryland, Notre Dame, Kentucky, South Carolina, Alabama, LSU, Virginia Tech, Florida, Aggies, Tennessee

Larry: Maryland, Temple, Southern Miss, South Carolina, FSU, LSU, WVU, Michigan, UCLA, Tennessee

Jess: Texas, Notre Dame, Kentucky, South Carolina, Alabama, BYU, Virginia Tech, Florida, UCLA, GT

But in the end, it all amounted to one, simple fact: WE ALL LOST TO A DOG.

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For those who don’t know, I’m very much obsessed with my dogs. But to be fair, Malarky, or Larks, is pretty much the most beautiful dog I’ve ever seen, so it’s hard not to be obsessed. Which is why he was included in this year’s pick challenge.

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I’ll get to the standings in a bit. As for how Larks picks his games, that can be found here. The games this weekend were interesting. One thing is certain: Florida’s offense is just as much of a dumpster fire as it was last year. The offensive line we’ve heard was going to be the focal point of the team? They couldn’t stop my 11 year old arthritic dog. The only reason the Gators didn’t score solely field goals is because the defense made extraordinary back to back pick sixes.

Moving over to the Texas-A&M UCLA game. Appropriately coined as the “Losing coach gets fired bowl” by my father, it did not look good for Jim Mora. But then… I don’t know what happened. Somehow, an incredible comeback for the Bruins, complete with a last minute winning play. Was one of the more exciting games last weekend.

Now, it usually fills me with glee when something bad happens to FSU. But I feel for Deondre Francois. That young man is a damn good quarterback and my heart goes out for him with that knee injury.  However, it does make the FSU-Florida game slightly more interesting in late November.

Now, to the standings.

  1. Sarah and Larks: 7-3
  2. MK, Rosemary and Joe: 6-4
  3. Larry, Mimi and Jess: 5-5
  4. John and Molly: 4-6
  5. Mert: 3-7

Here’s who’s in the contest: myself (MK), my mother and father (Joe and Rosemary), my cousins Sarah, John and Jess, my Uncle Larry, my aunts Molly and Mimi and my grandma Mert. And Larks.

I will make one thing clear: A tie with a dog still means you LOST TO A DOG.

My dad felt the need to voice how much Larks wanted to troll us all after the standings came out:

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So here’s to Larks. 11 years old, arthritic, and always working to get a cookie. Trying to keep the CFB belt in the family.

Tune in next week to find out how the standings get shaken up and if we all continue to get school by a fluffy dog with an amazing bark.

 

 

 

 

 

Burgess family CFB picks: How Larks picks his teams

As mentioned in the previous post, my dog Malarky, or as we affectionately nicknamed him, Larks, is a part of our family’s college football picks challenge. Each week we pick 10 games against the spread. The person with the most games picked right this week, wins.

Well, seeing as Larks is a dog, there’s no way he would understand what a spread is, we had to come up with a different way for him to pick the games.

So we decided if Larks was picking teams.. he would pick based off which mascot he would want to be friends with… bark at.. or just chase around a yard.

So, without further ado, here’s how he picked.

Maryland: Larks loves turtles

Notre Dame: his name is Malarky… he can’t go against the Irish

Kentucky: He’d rather play with a wildcat than a golden eagle

South Carolina: Larks has chased an oversized turkey back in his day… and that’s kind of what a Gamecock looks like

Alabama: who wouldn’t want to play with an elephant?

LSU: A tiger is more fun to bark at than a Cougar (Sorry BYU)

Florida: he loves to chase lizards

Aggies: because an agricultural man would just give millions of belly rubs and their sheltie/Lassie looking dog Larks would love.

Tennessee: Because Smokey is amazing and he and Larks would be fast friends.

There you have it. Check in next week to see if Larks stays on top.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Burgess family college football picks week seven: #defense

I know. There was no post last week. And that’s the worst because there should have been one. But work was nuts and I was swamped, so I will try to make up for it with a great one this week.

A quick recap of last week: We discovered the Big 12 plays no defense. What do I mean by this? I mean every Big 12 game that I picked last week, the team I picked to cover not only didn’t cover, they got completely blown out. But that was last week, so here are everyone’s picks and the updated standings.

Joe: Sooner, War Eagle, Houston, UNC, Sparty, Aggies, Trojans, Pigs, Washington, FSU 38 Miami 20

Rosemary: Texas, Auburn, Houston, Virginia Tech, Michigan State, Texas A&M, USC, Bama, Washington, Miami 31 FSU 24

MK: Oklahoma, Auburn, Houston, UNC, Michigan State, Texas A&M, Colorado, Alabama, Washington, Miami 35 FSU 27

Anne: Oklahoma, Auburn, Navy, UNC, Michigan State, A&M, USC, Alabama, Washington, Miami 21 FSU 10

Sarah: Texas, Mississippi State, Navy, UNC, Michigan State, Tennessee, Colorado, Arkansas, Washington, FSU 35 Miami 30

Pop-Pop: Texas, Auburn, Navy, UNC, Michigan State, USC, Alabama, Washington, Miami 31 FSU 27

Molly: Texas, Mississippi State, Navy, Virginia Tech, Texas A&M, USC, Arkansas, Oregon, FSU 28 Miami 24

So, now for the Week 6 Standings:

  1. Pop-Pop (6-4) best Miami score
  2. Rosemary (6-4)
  3. Sarah (5-5) picked FSU
  4. MK (5-5) best Miami score
  5. Anne (5-5)
  6. Molly (4-6) best FSU
  7. Joe (4-6)

Overall standings:

  1. Joe & Ro (35-24)
  2. MK (34-25)
  3. Sarah & Anne (33-26)
  4. Pop-Pop (31-28)
  5. Molly (22-32)

My dad summed up how he felt about the quality of defense displayed by the big 12:

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For those wondering, Malarky is our 10 year old dog. Scarlett is our 2 year old dog.

Moving on to this week. The games were a little bit more close, especially with the Alabama – Tennessee matchup. Tennessee finally ran out of miracles last week against A&M, in one of the coolest games I’ve seen this season, besides the Notre Dame – Texas matchup. The other game to watch out for was Wisconsin taking on Ohio State. The Buckeyes have yet to be challenged and Wisconsin put up a great effort against Michigan, but fell short. Would the Badgers prove themselves to the rest of the big boys or fall short once again?

We’ll get to all of the games and how nuts they were in a minute. Let’s take a look at this week’s games: NC State at (8) Clemson (-18), Kansas at (11) Baylor (-35), Kansas State at (19) Oklahoma (-11), (1) Alabama (-12.5)  at (9) Tennessee, (10) Nebraska (-4) at Indiana, UNC at (16) Miami (-8.5), Mizzou at (18) Florida (-13.5),  (14) Ole Miss (-7.5) at (22) Arkansas, Stanford at Notre Dame (-3), and (2) Ohio State (-10) at (8) Wisconsin.

Let’s first talk about Alabama – Tennessee. This game started out kind of tight, with a really cool trick play that allowed Alabama to score its first touchdown. Then, after the Tide went up 14-0, the Vols got on the board. 14-7. Would this be another epic comeback? Not in the slightest. We do have to address that Tennessee was injured and had a few starters missing, but Jalen Hurts hurt the Vols ( I had to, couldn’t help myself.) By that, I mean the man rushed for 132 yards and 3 touchdowns in the Crimson Tides 49 to 10 route of the Volunteers. Now this second loss for Tennessee means Florida is now in first place in the East and in control of its destiny, much to the joy of my father.

Speaking of the Florida Gators, this weekend was the annual game in which I am completely and utterly torn about who to root for. Mizzou – Florida. My alma mater versus the team I have grown up loving since I was two. But once the game started, it was the same pain I have had to watch for both teams the past two years on offense, and the same tenacity on defense. I don’t know what is going on with Mizzou, but you cannot take less than a minute on offense for 3 consecutive drives. I don’t care how good your defense is, they are not going to be able to hold a team if they are playing 90% of the game. Honestly? If Florida doesn’t get those back to back pick sixes? That game is still 6-0 off a pair of field goals. Another thing the Gators have to fix? Can they quit it with the false starts? 8 of them?!? Seriously. Thank the lord they have a bye week before Georgia, (LOL WHO LOST BY ONE TO VANDERBILT AT HOME.) But both Mizzou and Florida have to figure out what is, or really, isn’t happening on offense. Because right now, both teams are lacking in that department.

The other great game that went on this weekend that was full of defense? Ohio State and Wisconsin. The Badgers came out to play. Their defense was on fire in the first half, but in the second half… J.T. Barrett put his team on his back and led them to victory. It was a thrilling overtime victory, but Barrett just couldn’t be contained.  It was a wonderful effort by the Badgers, but its hard to win when a QB is rushing for 2 touchdowns, threw for 229 yards and a touchdown, and was just hard to contain at any point on the field.

Last game I have to mention: Kansas. Really? 35 point underdogs and you guys can’t cover that?! ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SCORE TWO TOUCHDOWNS. Mizzou may have gotten embarrassed at Florida but they scored 2 touchdowns. Good night.

Now to this week’s picks.

Joe: Clemson, K State, Kansas, Alabama, Nebraska, UNC, Florida, Ole Miss, Stanford, Ohio State 35 Wisconsin 17.

Rosemary: NC State, K State, Baylor, Bama, Indiana, UNC, Gators (sorry), Ole Miss, Notre Dame, Ohio State 27 Wisconsin 10.

Sarah: NC State, Kansas State, Baylor, Tennessee, Nebraska, Florida, UNC, Ole Miss, Stanford, Ohio State 35 Wisconsin 24 (picked Wisconsin to cover)

MK: NC State, K State, Kansas, Alabama, Nebraska, Miami, Florida, Arkansas, Notre Dame, Ohio State 31 Wisconsin 24

Anne: NC State, Oklahoma, Baylor, Alabama, Nebraska, Miami, Florida, Ole Miss, Notre Dame, Ohio State 35 Wisconsin 24

Pop-Pop: NC State, K State, Kansas, Alabama, Nebraska, UNC, Missouri, Ole Miss, Stanford, Ohio State 28 Wisconsin 17

Molly: NC State, K State, Kansas, Tennessee, Indiana, UNC, Missouri, Ole Miss, Stanford, Wisconsin 31 Ohio State 28.

Week 7 Standings:

  1. Sarah (7-3)
  2. Anne (6-4)
  3. MK (5-5) Best OSU score
  4. Pop-Pop (5-5)
  5. Rosemary (5-5)
  6. Joe (5-5)
  7. Molly (4-6)

Overall Standings:

  1. Sarah, Joe, Anne and Ro (40-29)
  2. MK (39-30)
  3. Pop-Pop (36-33)
  4. Molly (26-38)

Almost back in the lead. But look at Sarah. For all her trash talk, she finally made a move. Now tied for first with my mom and my dad. The other surprise? Anne Burgess, making moves. Yes. It’s annoying that I’m still in second. But this is a marathon, not a sprint. And I finished my first half marathon in under 2 hours. I think I’ll be ok at the end of this competition. The only downside? Sarah is gonna be insufferable in the group chat the whole week now.

But here’s the question: what’s with Joe slipping the past few weeks? Will Sarah and Anne continue their upwards trend or is this just a fluke? Is Molly’s plan to be last the first half of the season and then smoke everyone the back half? Will I ever get out of second place? Next week, who knows what could happen.

 

Burgess family college football picks week five: Redemption

When I started this college football picks pool, I figured there would be some trash talk. However, since this whole thing started, my cousin Sarah has been talking some major trash. What’s been funny about that is that she’s always been middle of the pack. Not awful, not great, but usually 4th or 5th every week. To make matters worse, she’s a kU grad (sorry, as a Mizzou grad, I can’t capitalize kU, it goes against my nature.) However, with all the trash talk, she’s yet to really live up to expectations; I mean, she’s an athletic director. One would think she would be doing better, given her profession, but it is understandable since kU doesn’t have a football team worth a lot of consideration.

Moving on to these week’s games. FSU had easily handled USF, so I was curious as to how they would fare against the Tar Heels, who had put up a good fight against Georgia. But looking at how the Dawgs have been playing this season, there’s the question on if Georgia is even any good. The game we all hyped up? Louisville and Clemson, but would it actually live up to the hype? Lamar Jackson or Deshawn Watson? Who would continue to make the push for the Heisman? Would Florida bounce back after a complete collapse against Tennessee? Is Wisconsin actually legit or have they just being playing against over-hyped teams all season? All of these questions would be answered.

Week 5 games are as follows: Kansas at Texas Tech (-28.5), (7) Stanford at (10) Washington (-3.5), (22) Texas at Oklahoma State (-2.5), (14) Miami (-7) at Georgia Tech, (11) Tennessee (-3.5) at (25) Georgia, North Carolina at (12) FSU (-10), (8) Wisconsin at (4) Michigan (-10.5), Oklahoma (-3.5) at (21) TCU, Missouri at LSU (-13), and (3) Louisville (-2) at (5) Clemson. The spread we use is different from the final spread, but that’s because I have to send it out on Tuesday and the group doesn’t care about the final spread. I’ve tried to update it and was met with resistance so this is what we play with. Can’t please everybody.

Let’s discuss this week’s games. First, I have to address FSU. I picked them this week, and I’ll take the loss because I just can’t be unhappy with a Seminoles loss. Especially the way in which they lost. One of the best images I’ve seen this season, besides the beat down provided by Louisville, is the Tarheel kicker running across FSU’s field doing the tomahawk chop after kicking the game winning field goal. That UNC win also snapped FSU’s 22 game home win streak. But FSU was sluggish from the beginning. They trailed 21-0 in the second quarter. The Seminoles were in the talks for the College Football Playoff at the beginning of the year, but after the way the season has gone? They need to get it together if they even want to make a decent bowl game.

The other game that was absolutely bonkers was Tennessee and Georgia. For the 4th time in 5 games, the Vols pulled off the miracle and came from behind to win a game. I saw a tweet that said Tennessee is #blessed this season, and they really are. The last second Hail Mary to win the game? That’s why football is wonderful. But here’s why I’m still salty at the Vols. They may have won the game, BUT THEY DIDN’T COVER. Because the throw was at the end of the game, there was no extra point. So I don’t get the win because they didn’t cover. So for the second week in a row, Tennessee ruins my weekend by winning a game. Struggles. But Tennessee is making a case for themselves to win the SEC East. However, they’ve got 2 tough weeks coming up, facing up at Texas A&M and then at home against Alabama. For Georgia? It’ll be interesting to see if they can even bounce back from this loss at all.

Alright, now to this week’s picks.

Joe: Anyone Kansas plays, Trees, Stronghorns, Hurricanes, Dawgs, Noles, Harbaugh, Wagons, Tigers, Clemson 35 Louisville 34.

I was feeling confident about the Mizzou-LSU game and voiced this with my father. Which then led to me realizing he was trying to cheat.

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10 points to my father for the killer “The Sting” reference. If you don’t know that movie, you really need to go watch it. It’s a classic and you haven’t lived till you’ve seen it. Also it was clarified, he picked Mizzou, a pick that would come back to haunt both of us and a game that isn’t even worth mentioning here or ever.

Rosemary: Texas Tech, Stanford, Texas, Miami, Tennessee, FSU, Wisconsin, Oklahoma, LSU, Clemson 37 Louisville 31.

Sarah: Texas Tech, Washington, Oklahoma State, Miami, Tennessee, FSU, Wisconsin, Oklahoma, Mizzou (barf emoji), Clemson 38 Louisville 35.

Anne: Texas Tech, Stanford, Oklahoma State, Miami, Tennessee, FSU, Michigan, Oklahoma, LSU, Louisville 24 Clemson 7.

MK: Texas Tech, Stanford, Oklahoma State, Miami, Tennessee, FSU, Wisconsin, TCU, Missouri, Louisville 45 Clemson 38.

Pop-Pop: Texas Tech, Washington, Oklahoma State, Miami, Tennessee, FSU, Michigan, Oklahoma, LSU, Louisville 28 Clemson 27.

Molly: Kansas, Stanford, Texas, Georgia Tech, Georgia, North Carolina, Michigan, TCU, Missouri, Louisville 28 Clemson 24.

Another game that needs mentioning? Stanford and Washington. The Huskies handed, as my dad calls them, the Trees their worst loss since the 41-3 beatdown by Arizona in 2007. The key to the game? Washington’s run game. They established it early and often, and ran for 214 yards and averaged 5.2 yards per carry. The other key? The fact that Heisman hopeful Christian McCaffrey was a non-factor in the game. The explosive running back was held to 49 yards on 12 carries and 5 catches for 30 yards. The Huskies were dominant on both sides of the ball. Stanford QB’s were sacked 8 times, six of those coming in the first half. Just complete domination.

Now to the Week 5 standings.

  1. Sarah (7-3)
  2. Rosemary (6-4) picked Clemson
  3. Pop-Pop (6-4) picked Louisville
  4. Joe (5-5) picked Clemson
  5. Anne (5-5) picked Louisville
  6. MK (4-6)
  7. Molly (2-8)

FINALLY. Sarah has climbed her way out of mediocrity. As she says, “I AM DA QUEEN.” Well, at least for this week you are Sarah. But relish it now while you can. I’m sure you’ll fall back into the middle of the pack next week and I’ll be out of whatever bad football funk I’m in right now.

Overall standings:

  1. Joe (31-18)
  2. MK & Rosemary (29-20)
  3. Sarah & Anne (28-21)
  4. Pop-Pop (25-24)
  5. Molly (18-26)

My father was, well it’s safe to say he was pretty pleased with how well he’s been doing and let us all know it. He can brag all he wants. If Sarah can climb out of mediocrity to the top, so can I.

So what happens next week? Will Florida have another mediocre offense week? Will Charlie Strong save his job against Oklahoma? Will Tennessee pull off a miraculous win against the Aggies for the 5th time? Will my father continue to dominate in picks? Will we ever figure out Molly’s picking strategy? Probably not to the last one.  Who knows. It’s a long season.

Burgess family college football picks week four: heartbreak

Let’s face it. This weekend was heartbreaking. Not only did I watch one of my football teams participate in one of the most epic meltdowns I have ever witnessed, we lost two great athletes this weekend. The King, Arnold Palmer and  a rising star,Jose Fernandez.

Arnold Palmer is the golfer that made golf available to the masses. He was the every day man, the son of a greenskeeper, and his style of play and his easy going nature made you fall in love with him. He passed away Sunday night at the age of 87 due to complications of the heart. He will be greatly missed. Golf will never know another player quite like The King.

Jose Fernandez was another player with an infectious smile. Fernandez was born in Cuba. He tried to defect to the U.S three times and on the fourth try, he was successful at the age of 15. In 2013, his passion for the game was debuted to the world. That’s where we fell in love with him. Watching Fernandez pitch, it didn’t matter if you weren’t a Marlins fan. I haven’t seen a pitcher or player play the game with such joy, such childlike joy, in a long time. He drew you in with his smile and his passion for not only his game, but the game of others. He went out every time and pitched his heart out. And the fact that his life ended, at 24, before it had even begun, is so tragic it hurts. Rest in peace sir. Baseball will miss you.

Moving on to football. After how badly I did the week before, I had to rebound this week. In case you haven’t realized, my dad is extremely good at picking football games. So if I don’t keep up with him, I’ll never be able to get back in first if I drop behind.

So, looking at this week’s games: (5) Clemson (-9.5) at Georgia Tech, USC at (24) Utah (-3), (12) Georgia at (23) Ole Miss (-7), (11) Wisconsin at (8) Michigan State (-5), (19) Florida at (14) Tennessee (-6.5), (18) LSU (-3.5) at Auburn, Oklahoma State at (16) Baylor (-8.5), South Carolina at Kentucky (-2.5), (7) Stanford (-3) at UCLA, and (17) Arkansas vs. (10) Texas A&M.

After the picks went out via email, my dad got a little cocky with my cousin Sarah:

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This would come back to haunt us.

Now for these weeks picks. My dad keeps claiming we all copy his picks because he’s obviously the most intelligent football person in this challenge. Claim we cheat all you want, but I’m still tied for first place with you.

Joe (these are exactly how he sent them to me, I did not change them): Clemson, Mormons (Utah), Hotty Totties, Sparty, Gators (please, as condescending Wonka says, “Tenn, don’t you have to win a game to keep calling it a rivalry?), Les Miles, Friendy’s Team (my mom’s best friend’s son goes to Baylor and we call her Friendy), Mildcats (in possibly the least important SEC game of the year), Stanford, Aggies 24 Arkansas 17.

Rosemary: Clemson, Utah, Ole Miss, Michigan State, Florida, LSU, Oklahoma State, South Carolina, Stanford, Texas A&M 34 Arkansas 17.

MK: Clemson, Utah, Ole Miss, Michigan State, Florida, LSU, Baylor, South Carolina, Stanford, Aggies 28 Arkansas 21.

Anne: Clemson, USC, Georgia, Wisconsin, Florida, Baylor, LSU, Kentucky, Stanford, Aggies 28 Arkansas 24.

Sarah: Clemson, USC, Georgia, Michigan State, Tennessee, Auburn, Baylor, Kentucky, Arkansas 28 A&M 24.

Pop-Pop: Clemson, USC, Georgia, Wisconsin, Florida, LSU, Oklahoma State, South Carolina, Stanford, Arkansas 28 A&M 27.

Molly: Georgia Tech, USC, Ole Miss, Michigan State, Florida, Auburn, Kentucky, Stanford, Arkansas 34 A&M 28.

Speaking of being haunted…. I know, I know. Streaks are meant to be broken. But for the first half of the Florida-Tennessee game, I felt confident. The Gators looked awesome. Offense was firing on all cylinders. Defense was on a completely other level. The Vols were getting manhandled at home. I was a happy camper. Then the second half started and a different Gator football walked onto that field. Florida was shut out in the third quarter. The defense that was so dominant in the first half? They couldn’t stop a thing. The Vols marched down there and scored 38 consecutive points. Kind of hard to win a football game when you can’t get a defensive stop or a first down. The Gators didn’t get a single first down in the second half until they scored their final touchdown late in the 4th quarter. Also, Antonio Callaway, what were you doing on the kickoff and punt returns? Who downs the ball at the 1 yard line? Next time, please let it bounce out of bounds. The 25 yard line is way better position than the 1. I promise you won’t get in trouble. But maybe the Gators should have spent less time running their mouths and more time focusing on football. Maybe it’s because Brangelina broke up; or maybe it was just the year the 11-year streak was broken. Regardless, I was very grumpy the rest of my Saturday night. I take it personally when my team loses and that game pained me.

Now, my cousin Sarah was extremely happy with the Vols winning. She’s been trying to climb out of mediocrity for weeks. Still debatable about how or if that will happen, but who knows. Molly won last week and I’m still trying to wrap my head around that.

Another game that just sent all our picks into the toilet? Michigan State -Wisconsin. Talk about being manhandled. And at home. Wisconsin ran rampant on Michigan State. On both sides of the ball. The Badgers are making a push for the playoffs and with impressive wins over LSU and now Michigan State, if they can pull off the road win at Michigan? There’s no way you can ignore them.

As for this week’s standings, they are as follows:

  1. Joe (7-3)
  2. MK (6-4) best A&M score
  3. Anne (6-4)
  4. Rosemary (5-5) best A&M score
  5. Sarah (5-5)
  6. Molly (4-6)
  7. Pop-Pop (3-7)

Overall standings:

  1. Joe (26-13)
  2.  MK (25-14)
  3. Rosemary and Anne (23-16)
  4. Sarah (21-18)
  5. Pop-Pop (19-20)
  6. Molly (16 -18)

The minute my dad found out the overall standings? “Just name me winner. You can’t make it up.” I’M ONLY DOWN BY ONE GAME. I started out fifth in this league and have been tied for first ever since. Watch yourself.

As for next week? Will Sarah pull herself out of the middle of the pack? How are Anne and Molly actually picking the games? Will someone else be accused of cheating yet again? Will my grandfather trash talk me via fax? All great questions. Most will be answered. Some never will. I can promise you this: I won’t be second for long.

 

Burgess family college football picks week three: #darkhorse

I’m going to go ahead and say it. Football was kooky this week. Some of the teams were just straight up dumpster fires. (Yes mom, I use it too much, but I can’t help it. Too much fun.)  Here’s what I mean by that:  teams that I thought were going to get blown out didn’t. Instead, they hung in there, they fought, and maybe they didn’t end up with the win but they at least made it interesting.  But that’s why football is amazing. Yes, blowouts are cool (LOL FSU), but games that are back and forth, nail biting, the ones that have you on the edge of your seat? That’s what I live for. And there’s this week’s hot take.  Now we can move on to this week’s games and standings.

After my revival and total domination last week, I was feeling pretty great. Tied for first with the man that has taught me everything I know about sports, I was feeling a little cocky. But this is the part of the season when a lot of #darkhorses come out. My sister Molly, or Mol, is a big fan of the underdogs. The dark horses. I think that’s maybe why she picks the majority of them every week. I’ve asked if there’s a strategy to her picks. According to her there is not. Just randomly picking. and going with her gut.  Or maybe she’s just saying that because she doesn’t want me to be wise to her game. Who knows. Between my sisters and I, Anne and Molly have always been way better at having a good poker face than I am.  But each week her picks were getting better. It’s just a matter of time before she surprises all of us.

This week’s match ups were better. They were tight battles, ones that could go either way for each team.   I even felt like Mizzou had a chance to win over Georgia after the way the Bulldogs had played against Nichols. Alas, I was to be severely disappointed, but I’ll get to that game in a minute.

This week’s games were:  (2) Florida State (-2) at (10) Louisville, (1) Alabama (-10) at (19) Ole Miss, Pittsburgh at Oklahoma State (-6), Mississippi State at (20) LSU (-13.5), (17) Texas A&M at Auburn (-3.5), (16) Georgia (-6.5) at Mizzou, (3) Ohio State (-2) at (14) Oklahoma, (12) Michigan State at (18) Notre Dame (-7.5), (11) Texas (-8) at California, and USC at (7) Stanford (-8.5).

Now, let’s discuss this week’s games. First, let’s start with FSU and Louisville. THE SEMINOLES GOT BEATEN BY 43 POINTS.  This tweet by  former Florida QB and Heisman winner Danny Wuerffel says it all:

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The most savage of all burns. I knew Louisville and Lamar Jackson were good, but I didn’t expect the Seminoles to get manhandled like that. At the end of the first quarter, it looked like it was going to be a close game. 14-10 Louisville. Seminoles fought back against Ole Miss two weeks ago after being down 21-10 at the half and could probably do it against the Cardinals. But here comes Lamar Jackson. 1st quarter, already 2 rushing TD’s. He would have 2 more before the game was over, and one in the air. That raises his TD count to 18 and its only week 3. He wasn’t the only problem for the Noles. The Louisville defense just ate them alive. They could not move the ball, or do much of anything. The Cardinals defense had 5 sacks on freshman QB Deondre Francois, and held FSU to 284 yards and forced 2 turnovers in what’s going to go down as one of the worst defeats in Seminole history.

Now,  lets move on from the sad Seminoles and move instead to Ole Miss-Alabama. The early part of that game, it looked like the Rebels were going to flatten the Tide, the Tide’s defense looked despicable, and Ole Miss was rolling. At one point, the Tide was down 24 to 3 in the second quarter, and it looked like there was no way for them to get it together. But there are plays that swing momentum. Eddie Jackson’s 85 yard punt return to make it 24-17 Ole Miss at the half is one of them. Cue second half. Remember the turnovers last year that helped Ole Miss? It was Bama’s turn this year. Fumble return to tie the game at 24. Then Bama gets rolling. and then another interception to take a 2 score lead in the 4th quarter. The Rebels fought back and backdoor covered, much to my annoyance, but what a game. Ole Miss will have to get it together, especially taking on Georgia next week, but with the second collapse in 3 games, Hugh Freeze’s team needs to do some soul searching if they want to make something of their season.

Finally, Mizzou – Georgia. Last time Bulldogs were in Columbia, the Tigers got shut out 34-0 in a shocking game that left everyone wondering if we had it in us to make another run at the Sec East title. We ended up winning it again anyway,  but Georgia has always been a thorn in our sides.

I’ll say this: I am proud of how my team played. This team looked like a team with promise. The defense shut down Nick Chubb and held him to just 63 yards. Drew Lock looked better, but the late game interceptions and penalties, they will kill you every time. Mizzou turned over the ball 5 times, 4 of those coming in the second half. So I watched, with a sinking sensation in my gut, as Georgia, a team I’ve grown up loathing, beat Mizzou by one in Columbia. But the bright side? Mizzou’s offense showed promise. And that’s more then I thought I was going to see this season from them. So while this loss hurts, the team is moving in the right direction.

Now to this week’s picks. My sister Molly, who doesn’t watch sports, got her picks in first, and as I tweeted out earlier this week, they were the fire emoji. They were smart, and well thought out, and she could be a #darkhorse.

Joe: Louisville, Tide, Oklahoma State, Les Miles, War Eagle, Mizzou!!!, Wagons, Catholics, Stanford, Stronghorns 35 California 20. Just so everyone knows, this is exactly how he texted me this on Thursday. Once again, my dad just kinda wins.

Rosemary: Louisville, Alabama, Oklahoma State, LSU, Texas A&M, Georgia, Ohio State, Notre Dame, Stanford, Texas 34 Cal 24

MK: Louisville, Alabama, Pittsburgh, LSU, Texas A&M, Mizzou, Oklahoma, Notre Dame, Stanford, Texas 35 Cal 24

Anne: FSU, Alabama, Oklahoma State, LSU, Texas A&M, Georgia, Ohio State, Notre Dame, Stanford, Texas 24 Cal 14

Sarah: Louisville, Alabama, Oklahoma State, LSU, Georgia, Ohio State, Notre Dame, USC, Texas 45 Cal 36

Pop-Pop: FSU, Alabama, Pittsburgh, Mississippi State, Texas A&M, Georgia, Ohio State, Michigan State, USC, Texas 24 Cal 20

Molly: FSU, Ole Miss, Pittsburgh, Mississippi State, Auburn, Mizzou, Oklahoma, Michigan State, USC, California 28 Texas 24.

During the Ole miss game, we realized Molly was the only one who had picked them to cover. Naturally we we all a little surprised:

 

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I had a feeling with her picks, she could pull off the upset. She had picked Mississippi State, Mizzou, Michigan State and Cal to cover or win. So, without further ado, here are this week’s standings and overall rankings. Spoiler alert: We all fail miserably.

  1. Molly (5-5) picked Cal to win
  2. Rosemary (5-5) picked Texas to win
  3. Pop-Pop (4-6) best Texas score
  4. Sarah (4-6) second best Texas score
  5. Anne (4-6) third best Texas score
  6. MK (4-6) fourth best Texas score
  7. Joe (4-6)

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Mol, reminding us all that sometimes, over excitement is not needed, and the afore mentioned poker face is the way to win the game.

Overall standings:

  1. Joe and MK (19-10)
  2. Rosemary (18-11)
  3. Anne (17-12)
  4. Sarah and Pop-Pop (16-13)
  5. Molly (12-17)

So even though I had a pretty bad week, I’m still in first place with my dad. Next week’s games are looking even harder, although Mizzou should be able to win over Delaware, and maybe bounce back from the heartbreak that comes with a one point loss at home. Until then, let’s continue to laugh at FSU for losing by 43.